Caro: A Sonnet

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Tonight we are watching the televisual greatness that is "Married At First Sight Australia".

In the latest episode, one of the grooms - a particularly gormless and self-absorbed fellow called Ben - had written an awful song to apologise for his d*ckish behaviour to his poor wife Ellie. It was PAINFUL.

Here was our reaction - 

Caro: Never EVER write me a song. Or a rap.
Me: How about a poem?
Caro: NO. Just no.
Me: Caro, Caro
To New Zealand we did go
When I first saw you I went "woah"
Caro: Stop it.
Me: You make me tingle down below.
Caro: Yuck!
Me: Hahahahahaha (crying)
Caro: Stupidest thing I ever heard
F*cking hell ya big fat turd
Me: (actually choking)

We love MAFS.

S.