Tradition

It seems that we is traditionally going to be blipted whenever we goes to the groomers.  We doesn't know why, but SHE thinks we look cute, but we can tell you that it's VERY UNCOMFORTABLE INDEED. 

We get poked and prodded in all sorts of places, and then we do get clipped around parts that ought to be left alone.
 
And then we do get into a bath, and all sorts of other things happen that are too gruesome to mention.

It won't be long before we manage to wreck everything and get rid of these pesky bows and get comfortable.