Michelangelo's

A Modern Fable
(or Maybe just a Tall Tale)

When he finished his ceiling painting and other miscellaneous art jobs in Italy, Michelangelo emigrated to America. Eventually he settled in the Tucson, Arizona, area and opened a Ristorante in Oro Valley. Here he continued to display his art.

Ignoring his Italian roots, he contracted with a vineyard in Lodi, California to produce and bottle his private label wines.

Government Warning: According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy....

This photo shows the reaction of a young woman after reading the warning on a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon...