TWO TONE VANS

MERHABA MY FRIENDS

...MINE & `TONE`S` VANS WERE OFF THE ROAD TODAY.
TONE`S WAS MAKING `FUNNY` NOISES , MINE WAS ONLY
4000 MILES `OVER` THE SERVICE LIMIT, PLUS WORN TYRE`S.
ALSO WE HAD A DRIVER DOWN..SEEMS HE MAY HAVE BROKEN
HIS `PINKIES`...NOT SURE AT THIS POINT WHAT HE WAS DOING!

...AND TO RUB SALT INTO THE WOUND....WE HAD TO DRIVE AROUND
`HARTLEPOOL`, IN VANS PROMOTING `SUNDERLAND`....SOUNDS A BIT LIKE
THE `TITANIC`...RE-ARANGING THE `DECK CHAIRS`....BEFORE THE SHIP
GOES DOWN..."THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER"..LIKE HELL THEY WILL.

TURK