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if you must. I have gone off these free papers, just a waste of paper. I used to like the Metro when I got the tube to work but the London Paper and London Lite in the evening, it's all just too much. Although I like to think I'm strongly of this opinion I sometimes find myself peeping over people's shoulders to see the latest celebrity gossip or my horoscope (and sometimes the news). Hypocrite.