Thirsty Work

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Mini Princesses,

The Prince had a BIG night out last night. The Prince had also arranged a game of golf early this morning. The Prince did not foresee any potential pitfalls with this plan.

Until just after I woke him up to check what time he was playing and it turned out that he was due to tee off 10 mins later.

*Much rhyming of duck ensued

I told him I’d give him a lift round to the golf course. He pulled on clothes as he was running into the bathroom looking slightly dazed and confused.

“Your polo shirt is on back to front,” I felt obliged to mention.

“I even took it easy last night,” he said whilst running around in a manner that suggested that sobriety was still a couple of hours away.

Easy as a newt!

We went round to Kitty Cat and Marsh’s tonight. They have a Spanish exchange student this week and had invited another couple of hosting families round for the evening so the kids could get to know each other.

And us, because they like drinking with us!

The kids were down in the basement playing darts so the adults had a few glasses of wine and had a great night. The Prince was a little broken (who could have seen that coming EMP?) but he properly battled through!

Gladiator came up to the kitchen with lots of soggy orange paper towels. “There was a bit of a spill, but it’s all cleared up,” he assured Kitty Cat and Marsh.

5 minutes later, Wolverine did the same.

Marsh eyed up his youngest son suspiciously and pulled out the serious parenting voice, “Are you…throwing the darts into the bottles of Irn Bru?”

Yes they were!

C