At First Sight

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Great news! "Married At First Sight Australia" just started again!

Lee-Ann was very excited. As was Shenée.

Look. I need you to know that it's not ALL just car-crash tv. Laughing at hideous and unfortunate people being gross and disgusting. 

Tonight's episode featured a heartwarming couple. A nice young woman whose long-term boyfriend was killed in an accident, now looking for a nice man to make her smile again. 

And they were LOVELY. And we hope it works out for them. 

Ahem. Cough. The show may also have featured a middle-aged hippy lady from Byron Bay looking for a man with a "functioning penis". 

And then there was the best man who decided to compare oral sex with the new bride to eating rancid chicken in his best man's speech. 

"Does anyone ELSE have a speech?" wailed the bride. "Anyone??!??"

Caro LOVES this sort of quality telly. As you can see from her actual face during the actual programme. 

"Ah f***, " she said when I sent the picture to her. "Now Fiona will make this my photo on her phone when I call her."

You're welcome Feefs.

S.