Doos Just In!

Following reports earlier today, that an escaped Japanese macaque had been recaptured.

Highland Polis have now released 37 year old Aviemore man, Donald MacTavish, claiming a simple case of mistaken identity.

A Highland Polis spokesperson apologised to Mr MacTavish for any trauma suffered during the incident adding that although it was very rare to see a Scotsman eating a banana, the fact that he was operating a JCB at the time should have merited further investigation prior to the tranquiliser dart being fired! 

Extra - C'moan the monkey............. or is it macaque or MacTavish?


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