Result!

Went to Ikea to buy the only oranfe/black/white fabric I have managed to find to match the new kitchen colour scheme. I wasn't wild about the birds and twig design, but I would put up with it for the sake of the colours. On arrival to the fabric department, we discovered it wasn't in stock. Disaster. But look! What's that over there with the big NEW label? Exactly what I have been looking for for the last 3 months. A simple orange and white stripe. That almost exactly matches the custom painted radiator it will hang next to.
Cue happy face :-)

*I think I really really love Ikea"