I have been at work since 7:30, which is really dull.

I also have to do checks at 11pm.

I feel that being in the position of not getting 8 hours’ sleep isn’t good for anyone in my vicinity.

So there.

I am totally going out at 10 to get a scone from Wellington.

No worries about your lack of chat yesterday.


My tears have dried!

So, anyway… is your flat on the market?

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The flat is nnnnnnnnnnnnearly on the market.

We had a nice young man come around yesterday to take pictures.

I will send you the schedule as soon as it comes out.

You must bear in mind that Caro has been exercising her creative flair, so the flat no longer resembles where I used to live.

This is to make it more appealing to buyers. I say that.

She’s actually gone a bit “Changing Rooms” nuts if you ask me.

For example, there is a striking picture of a Maori lady on one wall,
which I agree makes a statement to potential house-hunters but to me that statement is:

“BEGONE! THIS HOUSE IS POSSESSED BY EVIL SPIRITS!!!”

I have not said this out loud, naturally.

Do not grass on me.

The other thing that happened yesterday is that we had the home report done.

Naturally Caro found a new plumbing problem literally within minutes of the guy arriving. Annoying.

Lisa was there too, and I got a text from her which I will quote to you verbatim:

“Caro has just devalued your flat by £10k by taking the stinkiest poo ever just mins before the photographer arrived. On the upside can’t smell paint anymore.”

Enjoy your scone.

I have had a skinny muffin because my knickers are feeling tight.

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Oooooh, looks good.

I think Maori woman will intimidate people into buying it.

I’m imagining her in a horror film type of scenario where her eyes turn bright red and bore into potential buyers.

She then takes over their brain and they do her bidding.

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Thank you for the picture of the scone. What I would have really liked is a picture of you eating it, so I could vicariously enjoy the calories.

I may send you a picture of a rubbish salad with rubbish dressing tonight with the caption,

“Somebody please shoot me.”

Did you eat it like T-Rex? I still think that is a terrific idea.

RRRRRRAAAAAARGGGG.

Are you going to see Jurassic World?

If your children are not interested, I could be talked into going again!!