Me and Thee

ME [09:45]:
I have been SO good all week.  But this is my very last day of annoying you on Lync. 

Say, you know what's a good song to sing in your head all day?  "Ninety Red Balloons!"

Whoops I mean ninety-nine.

THEE [09:45]:
bye bye miss american pie

I think it is very rubbish that you are leaving and I DO NOT forgive you for being selfish and not putting me first

ME [09:47]:
I actually quite like that song.  It might prompt some air-grooving later.

THEE [09:48]:
I'm not talking to you!

ME [09:49]:
That's fine, so long as I can keep talking at you.

THEE [09:49]:
Just like any other marriage!

ME [09:52]:
Are you doing anything over lunchtime?  It is lovely weather and I could buy you an ice-cream and a hot-dog because I am a big spender.

THEE [09:57]:
I had great plans earlier in the week about taking you out for lunch and letting you cry about leaving me but then I was given a deadline.

Rude, frankly rude

So a wee wander would be good

so you can cry

I will nod in a patronising way

ME [09:58]:
You really don't want that.  Once I start, I get all snottery and everything.  You'll come back to the office all yuck on your shoulder.

Cool.  Well let me know when you are free.  I'm supposed to be meditating over lunch but, eff that, I like being tense & irritable.

THEE [09:59]:
Is that like drinking?

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ME [10:00]:
I'll tell you about it, it is actually bloody hilarious.  You feel like such a n0b doing it.  In the office.  With people you know.

THEE [10:01]:
I would just point and laugh.

I think I would be kicked out of the posse

ME [10:02]:
We do it in room 2-123 and I have to admit, every time I have sat there I have expected to sit up and see you looking through the window and giving me V signs.

Even when I am trying to meditate, you RUIN it.

THEE [10:02]:
WHO'S THE DADDY!

ME [10:03]:
You're supposed to "share" what you were feeling and I just can't bring myself to say "fear that Carol will catch me doing this".

ME [11:49]:
I am completely at your disposal. 

THEE [12:07]:
OK, lets go.  I have to go to schuh and swap some shoes if that is ok.

Usual stop for me first let me know if you are there!

THEE [12:14]:
You have gone away now.  Rubbish

ME [12:15]: 
I am back.  You were not quick enough off the mark.

ME [12:18]:
And now you are ignoring me again.  LA LA LA I'M NOT GOING AWAYYYYYY.

ME [12:20]:
NINETY-NINE RED BALLOONS FLOATING IN THE SUMMER SKYYYYYY

ME [12:22]:
DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVY BUT THE LEVY WAS DRYYYYY

THEE [12:24]:
ok eejit.  I am finally free!

ME [12:24]:
Yayyyyy!!

THEE [12:25]:
see you downstairs