Rejjuvaaaaauuuugh

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

When Caro got sick last week I grew concerned that she wasn't really eating. I remembered that when I've been like this in the past she has bought me water with extra vitamins and sugars and electrolytes and such. 

I decided to try to do the same for her this time. I bought her some mango-water (which she liked) and also cold tea with peach in it and this stuff, "Rejuva". It is infused with aloe vera goodness. 

Caro got better before trying the tea or the aloe juice. I decided to try it today. It wasn't great but it wasn't awful. I offered some to Caro. 

'EEEEEYYYYYYUCCKKKKKK!!" she exploded after a taste. "OH MY GOD! THAT IS EFFING RANK!!! PTUI PTUI PTUI EEEEEEEUUUGGGHGHH AACCKKK ACCCKKKKK ACCKKKKK!!!"

I have never in my life seen such a reaction. Naturally I expressed sympathy in the form of hysterical laughter.

"AAAAAACKKK!! ACK! ACK! ACK!" said Caro as if she were coughing up a hairball. "PTUI! PTUI!"

Honestly I CRIED. I couldn't BREATHE. 

Tomorrow I might have to try her on the Peach Tea. 

S.