A Blue Buffet

I looked out my back window and saw a squirrel scampering across the lawn. PEANUT ALERT! PEANUT ALERT!

I delved into my big bag of unsalted peanuts and put a handful on the bench. The problem? The rodent wouldn't roam, wouldn't show up at the offering.

Only the blue birds showed up, so I yelled down some eating rules from my upstairs window.

"DON'T DOCK...ON MY BLOCK!
"DON'T DROOL...ON MY STOOL!"
"DON'T CHOKE...ON MY OAK!"
And finally...
"YOU HAVE TO LOOK GOOD...ON MY WOOD."

That's how it went.