The Speed of Light

By MartyMcG

MI5 not 9 to 5!

When James Bond goes on his secret missions, he gets cool gadgets like magnetic watches, exploding pens and cars with ejector seats. When I go on my secret missions, I get a fold-away tooth brush (with single use tooth paste), orange ear plugs and "night socks" (all courtesy of ScotRail's Caledonian Sleeper). That's me all set for my Mission to London.

I think I need to up my game!

Just for the record, I know Jimmy Bond isn't MI5, but MI6 didn't rhyme.


Copyright © 2013 Martin McGougan. All rights reserved.

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