The NHS Waiting Room of Inevitability

It was reassuring that there was a looped tape of Rishi telling us that if we could read the screen that we didn’t really need to be in the Eye Clinic.  Even more concerning was the picture of Neil Kynoch in the atrium.  I had a flashback to Emergency Ward Bond.  The outcome is that my one eye is not a patch on the other.
 
There was no sign of Hattie Jacques.
 
Or my mate Ron.