A visit to the doctors

Went to the doctors again about my sore hip.... I felt rather naughty leaving work a little early (with permission of course) to get to the appointment on time. The doctor has told me he thinks I have damaged a ligament or trapped a nerve and has given me some stronger tablets, and is sending me for an X-ray and some physio. He agreed with me that at the age of 25 I shouldn't be limping around like a granny, however amusing my GCSE history class found it! In their defence, they were not amused by my pain, more the high pitched squeal I let out when I tripped over a table leg ! Oh dear