How about this one?

He should have asked “will it fit in our sitting room”.  Probably not quite, we will have to chop a bit off the top and bottom to prevent it from brushing the ceiling.

We went to Leadburn Community Woodland to choose a Christmas tree.  The woodland is being cleared of non-native woodland and the Sitka spruce and lodge pole pines are cut every year and sold as Christmas trees (at a very reasonable price) to  raise funds for several environmental charities