Jazz cat

So today's rendition of the 11pm zoomies consisted of hiding in the couch and poking me through the gap, a few laps of the living room at Mach 3, scaling the back of my work chair with blue mousey in his paws like some sort of feline king Kong followed by about half an hour of jazz cat. 

The name jazz cat comes from knox's not so subtle way of pouncing on his back legs with his front paws out like jazz hands.

Jazz cat comes in 2 modes, safety mode (claws stay hidden and he playfully pat's you) and murder needle mode where he attempts to relieve you of the skin on your hands. Tonight was the latter and I got a few good cuts on my hands to prove it.

Just to note there has been no catnip involved his eyes are that wide just with pure mischief.