No internet for 36 hours

I've discovered I can live without many things but the internet is not one of them. It went down early on Wednesday evening due to a cable fault at the local exchange. Just got it back this morning (Friday).

Above is a version of the Glasgow Coat of Arms. It depicts the following:-

Here is the Bird that never flew

Here is the Tree that never grew

Here is the Bell that never rang

Here is the Fish that never swam


And here is the Broadband that doesnae work!