"jeepers"

Mr. Toad was clearly nonplussed when he was ignominiously displaced as I shoved my toes into his shoe this morning.

A surprise of cold toad against one's flesh early of a morn, results in a sympathetic reflex of rather drastic proportion.

"Holy Shit!!" is what I believe I uttered...

Being that it is Father's Day I did briefly wonder if perhaps Dustin and Laura arose early to give me this little present.....(nah, before noon, too early)