My Nemesis

*...And it was here, two years ago, near the DunCarron Roman Fort, that the fateful blow was struck. Carrying too much speed, Inchy went head-over-tit, headbutting the bank of the stream, fracturing his right forearm in two places. Carron Valley had claimed it's latest, and most devilishly handsome, victim.

*To be read in the voice of Neil Oliver.
Hi, I'm Neil Oliver!