Dyslexia

I thought it apropo to have my photo taken here.
But then the Wretched One had to break it to me gently that it didn't say dog.  I feel so embarrassed, as they have always treated me like a god, no wonder I'm confused.

Extra:  I have a new coat.  It's waxed and has a corduroy collar.  Had the rain been less wet I would have looked stunning.