Windblow in the cat's dish

I think this is all you are going to see of me for the rest of the day. I am feeling totally miserable. UTI I reckon. No need to go into details. Just about to hop into bed even though it's only 7.40pm. Mrs JB has just handed me a litre of cranberry juice , a tumbler and a look which would stop a clock at 50 paces. I had better go!