Not On My Watch

There won't be any burglars here, that's for sure.

Bruno spends a lot of time leaning on the terrace wall, watching people and dogs passing underneath.

Strangely, he makes the most noise when there is nobody there at all. Probably just making sure, I expect.

And I have discovered that he is now big enough to set off the house alarm. So some adjustments have to be made as to which sensors are left on when he is at home.

I seriously doubt anyone would want to break in with Bruno woofing from inside the flat.

I wouldn't.