Cutting It

The name of this establishment
is not A Cut Above
or Sophisticut.

It is not Hair Today
or Curl Up & Dye.

I'm sure it's not His 'N Hairs,
Hair 4 U or Hair
Apparent.

I can't think it's
Soul Scissors or
Clip Joint.

And not Head Office.

Could it be
Cool Cuts 4 Cool Cats?
No.

It might well be Bring Your Kid
In For A Saturday Morning Haircut
And Relax In One Of Our Comfy Chairs
While A Sneaky Sod With A Camera
Takes A Sodding Sneaky Photo Of You.


Here I Am