Fatlyn

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I had a lot of fun at work today. Luke had organised breakfast so we turned up at a restaurant called "Pravda" with Briar, Olivia, Neerali*, Luke and Alicia**. 

Larfs were had and then we headed back to the office. But Olivia wanted to get a chia seed pudding (I had never even heard of chia seeds) and also I needed to buy Fazzy a Crunchie bar. 

(I had FOUND a Crunchie bar while vacuuming the other day and Fazzy immediately claimed it. Given that I was unable to age the bar, I decided to get her a new one).

Olivia was sadly unable to find her pudding. So we returned to the office armed with just a Crunchie. Luke then left us and headed into the toilet saying he was, "Errr... off to grow a tail".

I'd never heard of THAT before either. As you can imagine I took it well.

Fazzy LOVED her Crunchie bar. She was very excited. But then talk turned back to pudding. We decided to head out again at 10:30 for a chia seed pudding hunt. 

"WILL THERE BE CAKE?" asked Fazzy loudly. She continued to ask everyone this (loudly) until we agreed there COULD be cake. 

Olivia eventually found her chia seed pudding and Fazzy found TWO cakes. She couldn't decide which one to get so we got both with the idea of doing a "taste test".

"Ugh. I'm going to turn into 'Fatlyn'," said Fazzy. This was apparently the name her MEAN OLDER SIBLINGS gave her. 

"Also 'Spazlyn'," she added. 

"AND I have a Crunchie!" she added, remembering. I told her she could share it with Shahier. 

"I'M NOT SHARING MY CRUNCHIE!" she announced horrified. She clutched it tightly and held it to herself. 

Sadly, the rest of my day was lost to meetings. But Fazzy enjoyed her cakes and shared the one she liked least with the others. In the evening I got a text from her stating, "I had to share the damn Crunchie. Something about because he loves me and was working so hard today."

"At least it saves me from living up to my name Fatlyn," she added. 

S.

p.s. Olivia saw the trailer for the Key & Peele movie, "Keanu" and decided that she too wants a gangsta cat. So I added a bit of bling to Crashy for her. 

* You haven't met her yet. 
** Luke's bidie-in.