Boys and girls

A cold, soulless, metal warehouse stacked to the rafters with nasty, plastic toys. 'Boys' toys on the left. 'Girls' toys on the right. God, I hate this place. My boys love it, of course!

Not to worry, school barbecue tonight. Boys and girls get to bounce together on the bouncy castle. Boys and girls get to eat too many hot dogs, drink too much fizz and throw up together. Mums and dads get to part with lots of not so small change to see their children bounce, eat, drink and hurl.

Bring it on! It'll be fun :-)