OH pulling a funny face ended up being the only photo I took today, so it'll have to do for blip! The conversation went something like this (for context, we're moving house and getting rid of lots of furniture)

Me: Someone on the Internet wants the lamp, but they've asked if it will fit in their car

OH: OK, take a picture of me standing next to it and tell them how tall I am!

Me, frustrated: How am I supposed to know if it will fit in their car? 

OH: Take the photo! 

(I didn't send them the photo...)