Pews For Sale

Not enough bums on seats.
In the old days
(different times, different ways)
it was often standing room
only. If only! We'd be

dragging them in off the streets
kicking and spitting
cursing and hitting
to get anywhere near full capacity
now. There's a scarcity

of punters. Sad? Possibly.
But true. So, if you need a seat,
take a pew. There is a price
but it's not high. A modest
donation should suffice.