DUCK?

""If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.""
       "If it's amongst Citruses, looks like a Lemon, taste like a Lemon~ ~ ~ "
Curious week this Wednesday and Thursday both fell today, don't ask.  Being a Wednesday it was a "Free Cuppa" Day on the Dobbies Club Card.
       I've probably said this before - BUT - I will NOT vandalise any garden centre plant obviously; another - BUT - I consider fruit lying on the soil surface in the Pot fair game and I saw this in just such a position.  There  was a wee thing called a "Limequat" which I'd never come across but is guessimetrically related to Eega Beeva's "Pkumquats"©  Unfortunately it wasn't so obliging.