Bike shop training: module 1 Kettle

For the benefit of my wicked blip friend Paul la Palmer witicising here I thought I would train you all how to work in a bike shop. An essential traditional tool for keeping warm in winter, wet in summer and oiling the wheels (custom built) of the business I present the kettle.
He likes to poke fun at me because I just work in a shop and have never made any planning decisions authorising the building of carbuncles on green belt land but, hey ho. You can't win em all.