Just need Calvados to complete the set

One minute Mum & I are harvesting apples while overlooking the Teign estuary, next minute Mum & I are discussing the pros & cons of ecoegg on Tesco's shop floor, then I'm sharing windfall apples with a complete stranger in Tesco's car park while extolling the virtues, & leaky bits of the Toyota Aygo with my carpark neighbour who also owns a Aygo. She has the luxury of a husband who works in a scrapyard though......