NO!!! Don't press the...

... aw bollix! That big red button is the Irish weather's Reset to Factory Settings button.

The Flipflops-Shorts-and-Smoked-Salmonella-Breakfast one is the little diarrhea-green button at the bottom left of the control panel... Next to the Launch-Bono-to-save-the-World leaver and beneath the Insert-Cash-to-Bail-the-Banks bottomless chute.

Ach, I suppose, we've been luckier than last year... At least the Great Summer of 2013 lasted a whole week. Would you believe? A whole week!