Huddersfield A - Z - XXX Rated

I am just going to cut and paste the Facebook description for John's Books:-

For all Your Perverted Desires Come to Johns Books Manchester Road Huddersfield.

Johns Books founded 1975 by John, currently run by dirty Barry, offers a range of goods for every fetish or fantasy, Monday is Student day all students get 20% off Wednesday is OAP day with 25% off for all over 60's purchasing double enders Open Monday to Saturday 11 - 8 for more details call 01484 F I L T H Y and ask for john, Dirty Barry Or Phil

I don't think there is anything more I could possibly add... apart from some punctuation!!

I was wondering what on earth I was doing hanging round an adult book shop on a rainy Tuesday morning; (I usually go there Saturday afternoons - ho ho ho).

This is probably the most palatable of the songs I considered. Very much of its time you might say.

If you go large, you can note down the phone number.....