Get your Venus de Milo(s) here

So the story goes, the Aphrodite of Milos was found (h)armless in Milos and handed over to a French King who stuck it in the Louvre. Apparently the Greeks want it back but not sure if they can afford the insurance and security to keep it. Apparently when she was still handy she was holding an apple given to her by Paris so it does seem ok that Paris now has her!?