Chateau Boomerang?

Just for fun, I bought a grape vine a couple of years ago and when it produced four bunches of embryo grapes I watched their development with great excitement. However, growth has been very slow and, sadly, despite the mini heatwave last week, I don’t think there will be even one grape large enough to eat, never mind enough to produce some wine!
It has been a busy day clearing out the camper van after our trip away and catching up with all the washing. I even made some time to pick another heap of brambles, some of which were enormous beauties.