Do not leave your baggage unattended.

Kirkwall International, Terminal 4.  It all started with Louis Blériot, but will it ever end?  Apparently my luggage is in Tashkent, and it's on EBay.  But how will they post Tashkent?  I was frisked in Customs.  Thankfully l haven't got to join BALPA.

Iain@creel is away from his desk.  Gallusboy is in Deskford.