Retro dug!

One of the Krays that I walk rocking his beatnik retro look.
Some days I think we're turning into my grandparents!. My grannie would be out  doing something on the croft as would my grandfather.  The difference being, she was still doing stuff once inside while he would stretch out on the sofa, cap atop his head  trying to grab a snooze.
By the time himself got out the van, I was in the door preping the soup. Next time I looks he's on the chair playing his damn ipad. 
Did you fix the armrest in the van  , I growl and did you find the extra seat ( which I know is buried in that no man's land back cupboard). I was just waiting for you to finish in the kitchen says he! Aye right grandpa!