50 shades of gre..

At this time of year my world turns green.
My cottage is plunged into shade except very early in the morning and late in the evening.
The TV stops working as the tree canopy blocks the signal.

On the plus side there is the constant sound of bird song, even at night when the tawny owls are hooting to eacother.
The grass is long and lush in my wild flower meadow, shielding the rare wild flowers such as orchids. There are butterflies in abundance and a vast array of invertebrates.

I am cocooned in 50 shades of green, surely this has to better than 50 Shades of Grey?