Light bulb moment

I think I am turning into an eccentric. Keep forgetting to shower and wear socks. There are mysterious stains on my clothes. I have no interest in what other people think of me, 

Lightbulb jokes:

 How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many religious fundamentalists does it take to change a life bulb? One to change the bulb and ten thousand to avenge the death of the old one.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish.