At last?

Something NOT "MADE IN CHINA."  Unless the 25% Nylon was imported - OR - Yorkshire, or Leicester, is now owned by China since they were Knat in Leicester.
     Fancy a lesson in Cumbrian?  Mother used the past tense of "knit" and "jump" as knat and jamp.  I was once challenged thus:- 
"Whoever heard of changing the vowel to indicate tense?" 
The answer:-
" OK. what's the past tense of run then?"
     She must have "disassembled" some yarn to manufacture the wee Tree and "Garden".