Clowns? Scary?

Nah, just a not very funny man in a onesie and make up
applied by a 3 year old monkey.

For me, much worse was Punch and Judy.
Fucking terrified me as a child.
And there was always a show on, every week.
My mum would plonk me down in front of the puppet show
and leave me petrified in front of those vile, ugly beings
shouting in their hideous voices and beating the
living shit out of each other.
Like Eastenders with more convincing acting.


It's a wonder I turned out so normal. Twitch. Gurgle. Puke.


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