I had a bunch of stuff written in a Word doc but inadvertently deleted it before saving. Sorry, all my wittiness is unavailable.

I was finishing up some work in the office getting ready to go run errands. when I heard somethin' on the skylight. My reaction was: Crap! Is that rain?.

I went into the living room and looked through the door. Sure enough, what I heard was what I saw. So much for going out.  The MM theme is 'the eye must learn to listen before it looks'. I hope this fits the bill.

In other news...my trip to see Reno brother is on. I leave on 6 September.
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Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?”

The second one sighs and shakes his head, “Not good. I can’t pay my bills, my health isn’t good, my kids don’t respect me, and my wife is leaving me.”

The first replies, “Well, don’t lose any sheep over it.”