Ice Cream War . . .

So there they were, walking down the path, ice cream cones in hand. Jools and I take a bet: which one's going to drop the precariously-balanced treat first? "Not fair," cries Jools. "You're betting on the one with two scoops. Mine's only got one! Ah. She must have dropped hers already, so I've won. Can I have my $10 now?" At which point, the first ice cream war of 2013 broke out . . .