Spear

Maud: Pud, you look a bit unhappy?

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Maud: Is everything alright?

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Maud: I'm a bit shell shocked myself.

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Maud: It's seeing aprecious in her shorts.

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Maud: Have you got a headache? Are there some problems you'd like to discuss? Is it personal? Are you in a state of mild depression? Is your middle name Horace?

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Pud: Re-arrange this well known phrase or saying: "up shut!"

Maud: Pud?

Pud: Re-arrange this well known phrase or saying: "lost get!"

Maud: Because if you can't put your finger on what your issues are...

Pud: I. Do. Not. Have. Issues.

Maud: Well, if you did have issues...you know, it might be because, you know...

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Maud: I'm not sure how to break this to you... but you've got a spear through your ear!


First piercings, then tattoos. That cat, eh?

Another longish day. But I'm not complaining.