Wrinkly Abstract

For the record: this will be me at age 99, not at 69 (coming soon). Hope I’m not around to see this in the mirror!

Trying to treat my legs better today. My only outing was to the dentist. But…when the hygienist found out about my mitral valve prolapse, she sent me away. I need to get treatment waivers from my nephrologist and primary, as well as some pretreatment antibiotics. Poopies.

Nothing else to report.
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Lady: Doctor, what I am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doctor: Why is that?

Lady: According to my weight, I should be 7 feet 4 inches tall.