Not in the Not Spirited Manner of Things

Non-alcoholic mojito, one of those "mocktails" (which has to be considered a terrible word, surely). Seems a bit thin and one-dimensional on the palate.

Nice slug of gin should sort it out, thinks I. And, by golly, I was right.

I think whisky would also work, but I don't have any blended whisky in the house, and by my own rules I'd have to eviscerate myself if I abused a malt by mixing it in.

I try these things purely in the name of science, you understand.