Good Morning?

This morning I walked into the kitchen and an ugly spider scuttled away across the kitchen floor...yuk...I went over to the sink so I could make some tea and found this fiendish character sitting there...really?? ...can I have my morning cuppa before the bug-fest begins :0/

(please excuse my dirty sink, with the pan soaking that I forgot to wash up last night)

After my tea I dealt with the 3 paper wasp nests that were 'growing' on my back porch (I have a very amusing method of disposing of these vicious insects. First sneak out door ninja style. Then, at about 10 feet away, spray with super long distance wasp spray. Finally, scream and run back inside. I did this 3 times to the great amusement of my kids...and then I chased off some odd looking little black & white bee-like insects that appeared to be trying to borrow into the weed wacker, and the end of a sprinkler?

And to finish off the day the way it began, there is a large spider somewhere behind the bedside table next to my bed. That was where it ran to when No 3 son attempted to get it off the wall...so now I don't want to go to bed .... sigh Im moving to the frozen tundra where the insects will hopefully be too cold to move about :0)

Perhaps I will sit here and listen to the Hamster running in his 'ball-on-a-stand'...it's quite a calming rythmic sound

Update: No2 son just came out to ask me something and spotted another big ugly spider crawling along the wall beside me...Im now typing this with my feet off the floor because it was going that way when I last saw it...help, the bugs are invading...call the Orkin man!!!