Rural Radish Spas Ltd

As I'm clearly in my element in front of the camera, as well as in an agricultural spa, the Wretched One says we should go into business.

This is her choice of pic for our Healthy Living with Radish brochure.
She says I look sufficiently serious, handsome, and a little bit bad, and that the Ladies will LOVE it. 

I am still uncertain as to whether she is expecting my lady fans to join me in the cattle troughs, or for my canine chums to have a splash about with me...

Will I have to give talks on mental health, diet, and life goals?
If so, I may have to team up with Reg.

All in all, I'm not sure this is a viable business model.