Sartorial Ellegence?

Either wear long trousers or shorts ............ these just look like they have shrunk.
And take off the sunglasses ......... when you have to lift them to see the labels you are just looking like a prat.
While I am at it ........... take the Bluetooth thing out of your ear. You are either too lazy to use a phone or too full of your own importance thinking that you can't miss a call (which is highly unlikely looking at the brainless way you have dressed yourself)